Planned Parenthood Needs To Start Buying Sports Franchises

 

“This doesn’t take a rocket scientist: Planned Parenthood needs to start buying sports franchises. Cities, especially midsize urban areas, are desperate for professional sports franchises, which (supposedly) generate commerce and (supposedly) revitalize downtowns. Planned Parenthood can locate municipalities within states that have defunded the organization (see Texas and Arizona), and dangle an expansion basketball team or the Oakland A’s in exchange for hundreds of millions in stadium funds. Poof: the Carolina Panthers are now the Lubbock Panthers, and there will be a very well-funded women’s health clinic near the bottom of Buddy Holly Stadium, by the Peggy Sue craft beer stand….” Read More

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