(Read the full story here:10 Other Completely Obvious Stories Anderson Cooper Can Break For Us)
Now that we have Anderson Cooper’s email containing the least-shocking revelation of all time, perhaps the gleamy-eyed anchor can break a few more stories. Brace yourselves:
10. Vaccinations do not cause autism.
9. In ten two years, no one will remember or care about Justin Bierger (Beiber?).
8. The following people and products did not deserve the awards given to them: Crash, Sandra Bullock, Diablo Cody, Junot Diaz, Foo Fighters, Slumdog Millionaire, Philip Roth,American Beauty.