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Rand Paul Holds Up A Vote On Flood Insurance For Chance To Be Giant Penis

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Rand Paul (R-Above Sea Level) spent yesterday sticking it to the District of Columbiafor some reason. Now he’s got a problem with flood victims. Paul is holding up a bill extending the National Flood Insurance Program, a division of FEMA, funding for which runs out right in the middle of hurricane season. Oh, and there’s a tropical storm headed for the gulf right now….Read More

 

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“Rand Paul: Just Another Politician,” A Play In Infinite Acts

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We’ve come a long way, everybody!

Just a few months—weeks? days?—ago, Mitt Romney was the evil spendy-bags who stole the election from the People. RON PAUL WAS THE ONLY CANDIDATE WHO COULD BEAT OBAMA, we were informed in comments section after comments sections after comments section. Perhaps Mitt Romney was the nominee of The Vacuum 2012, but Ron Paul was so clearly the only ideologically pure candidate, the only one who wasn’t a puppet of Washington, the only one who saw how the media and the gummiment had been bought out before our very eyes, that Paul supporters simply had no choice but to storm state caucuses and stack the delegations to the convention, where they would wait for the activation signal from the man himself to overthrow the compromised results of the primary and deliver the nomination unto Paul, who would at last ascend on behalf of the People (whom he would simultaneously be disenfranching, but whatevs, it’s not my fantasy)…. Read More.

 

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TSA Detains Sen. Rand Paul At Nashville Airport

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Moira Bagley, Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul’s Communications Director, is reporting via Twitter that the senator has been detained by TSA at Nashville International Airport. Ron Paul has taken to his Facebook account to add that his son is being detained for refusing a pat down after setting off the metal detector. That much as been confirmed by airport officials, though little else has…Read More

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